May 24th, 2012 at 4:39AM
meep.

meep.

May 24th, 2012 at 4:24AM
I fell in love with your sailor mouth, and your wounded eyes. — Tom Waits (via irenabby)

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May 23rd, 2012 at 8:41PM

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May 23rd, 2012 at 8:34PM
4o-0z: olde english falls on mt. killkidney

4o-0z:

olde english falls
on mt. killkidney

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May 23rd, 2012 at 6:27PM
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#Amanda#dancing#Florence and the machine#haha#lol#surprize#meep
May 16th, 2012 at 5:50AM
When my mom tried to hang out with my friends & I

In high school we’d be like, 

Now, we’re like,

Amanda I love your Mom!!!!!!!!!!! And this picture depicts my mom trying to hangout with us but opposite. 

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May 14th, 2012 at 12:09PM

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May 14th, 2012 at 12:07PM

sherlylock:

my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”

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May 14th, 2012 at 9:50AM

So guess who buttdailed their mother on mothers day while sex.

Me of course. My life is the opposite of real. Then she posted on my facebook wall about it. Really mom. Really?

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May 11th, 2012 at 3:18PM

Both nipples officially pierced =]

Meep. 

May 11th, 2012 at 2:02PM

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May 7th, 2012 at 5:33PM

when someone says they can drink more than me…

patheticlifestory:

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May 7th, 2012 at 5:16PM

when my friend leaves me alone at the bar talking to an ugly guy…

patheticlifestory:

and i find her across the room…

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